all of harry potter’s friends have gathered at his home for a very jubilant occasion! ginny had just gotten back from the hospital a week ago from a particularly difficult labor. harry stands up and gets everyone’s attention:
“everyone, i’d like to introduce you to our newest son, dobby hedwig!”
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.
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So this is her more recently. She’s back to herself, they’ve switched to calling her crazy instead of miracle. She’s as hyper as ever and didn’t learn her lesson, she’s still trying to bite/eat everything. Her face has healed a bit but not enough to do her surgery. They told me I could bring her home last week but with finals and such I wouldn’t be home much and with the hole still there and the bone still visible, she needs it cleaned after she eats. Also, I want to hear from the surgeon beforehand, I’d have to bring her back in for the surgery and they don’t know when yet. And finally, vet bills are really high, even though they lowered prices on some things so that’s somewhat of an issue. But hopefully soon she’ll be healthy and home with us again.
So aside from the restaurant, the other reason I haven’t been on much is that about a month back, this adorable little monster decided it would be a good idea to chew through my computer cord, while it was plugged in. We heard a weird noise behind us and turned around and Syl was on her back, and had electrical sparks coming from the cord in her mouth. We quickly unplugged it, her heart was beating but she wasn’t moving. We took her to the vet. She had fluid in her lungs, a lot of it. And she had pieces of wire in her stomach from the cord. They call her a miracle at the vet. Most dogs don’t survive what she did. She stayed there for a few days and as she was getting better, the fluid was almost completely gone, her heart rate thankfully had never been affected, they cleaned her up, it hadn’t occurred to me when I was panicking, but the electricity had to go out somewhere, that somewhere was the left side of my puppy’s mouth. Her cheek and gums are completely gone in that area. Her teeth and jaw bone are both clearly visible, They talked to a surgeon but there wasn’t even enough to operate with. So they’ve been waiting and it’s slowly growing back, but my poor dog has been at the vet for over a month. I have more recent pictures on my phone (these were on my computer) that I will post in a minute.
(We have decided that she is a supervillain now, electric powers and everything, Sylvanas Dent, Two Face, Electra, and the favorite, The Cone)
Now see here all you lucky bitches growing up bragging about yo’ nickelodeon and disney channel and cartoon network and whateva cable crap
well some of us didn’t have cable
we had antennas
we had ANTENNAS
I am here to pay homage to the ANTENNAS and to the parents who had to tweak them all the goshfrakkin time just so we didn’t have a crinkly crappy picture on our PBS KIDS
So Here are some things in memory of PBS Kids….Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Clifford The Big Red Dog
Caillou
ArthurBetween The Lions
Dragon Tales
Zoboomafoo
Redwall
Teletubbies
…..and let us not forget the very few commercials, which mostly consisted of…
“Juicy Juice….100% Juice! For 100% Kids!”
Chuck-E-Cheese…Where a Kid Can Be a Kid!!
And never forget after every show….
so do not forget everyone
this is MY childhood
some of us had antennas, not cables.
thank you :)I think you are forgetting someone very very important!
Then there were the kids who saw EVERYTHING TV had to offer.
ya’ll motherfuckers forgot one
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I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM
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“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
holy FUCK.
I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow
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emes:
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
lmao what
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
